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February 28th, 2020

@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.

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I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the…TF

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I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.

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