@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.
I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the bui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.