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March 28th, 2020

Just stood on my bathroom scale and it said, “Lo”. So…


Time for a celebratory sleeve of Oreos.

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hankrsmith I’ve got good news! The virus will be destroyed on Tuesday. 🥳

And… also some bad news.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Mar 28th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)