The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 3rd, 2020

“Hey Mom, Dad - you have a stuck-together bed!”

- My Youngest

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It’s a tough job, and I don’t like the two-party system we have, but he is SUCH an embarrassment on so many levels.

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I feared he would be this bad, but the surrounding circumstances have made things even worse. twitter.com/davidmweissman…

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