The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 1st, 2022

The news cycle has moved on, but I’m still not keen on him owning this platform.

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@darth my coworker’s sister used to stifle her sneezes and at one point her eye sure enough popped out and with a v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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@darth also despite how much i practiced it and how important stop drop and roll seems in very select situations i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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