@danielpunkass Congratulations! It’s always an amazing experience. Good luck with Henry’s trying-to-figure-out-this-new-change-to-the-family
I’m done with these jokes. I promise. (I reserve the right to go back on this promise later today when I think I’m funny again.)
badbanana Just read a bunch of your SOPA jokes and now I’m in favor of Internet censorship.
Rainbows are a product of unicorn tears, solar flares, and a troupe of traveling midgets. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
U2’s fifth studio album was originally called “That funky looking plant we’ve seen in the desert”. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
“The Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas is about a group of friends with an addiction to mediocre candy bars. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
@willie Perfect candidate, just don’t skip the fry sauce. ;)
@willie I’m not sure if I should retweet that response or not.
@willie For sure. I nearly un-followed someone because of all their retweets, but once I “Turn[ed] off Retweets” for them, they’re fine
@willie You can just block somebody’s retweets on Twitter, and it _should_ filter down to the client… Not good enough for you?
cliftonlabrum The first LASIK pitch meeting:
“We can shoot lasers into people’s eyes to make them see better.”
“Don’t waste my time. Next!”