The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 25th, 2012

@dodgerscribe Just heard your favorite song performed by a live band. Proud of myself for not walking out.

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@waxpancake Unlike a SSN, however, nobody actually memorizes it. How else do you think they keep all of our donations organized? ;)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to waxpancake

@chockenberry @nickheer PORK AND POULTRY ENHANCEMENT TECHNOLOGY IS PART OF YOUR OPTIONAL EGGSCOPE CHOCKLOCK BREAKFAST DUH

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chockenberry

@danbenjamin “There is a tremendous build-up of GOOK all over [these windows]!”

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