The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 1st, 2013

Redeeming an iTunes gift card with the camera is crazy fast. I’ve heard others say as much, but I just didn’t _really_ get it until now.

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My first food of the year was bacon. It’ll only get worse from here.

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I haven’t used the bathroom or changed my clothes all year.

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