The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 14th, 2013

@danielpunkass Auto-tune is their performance enhancing drug.

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Had LMFAO lived in a true winter climate, the line probably would have been, “Every day I’m shovelin’.” Probably.

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