The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 8th, 2014

@chockenberry I feel obligated to say something like, “DOUBLE TAP FOR THE TRUE POWER OF THE CHOCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DUH”

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@nicjohnson It was immensely entertaining, even from the far side of the field. And a horribly-delayed flop to boot.

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🎶 “Ain’t no party like a late night vacuuming party because a late night vacuuming party sucks.” 🎶

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