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June 10th, 2014

A 3,000th tweet haiku:

Things out of context
Sometimes I attempt humor
Responses at times

Totally nailed it.

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@rands When you say, “I got a new job”, I (hope I) hear, “I (re)read ‘The Business’ by @rands before I accepted the job.” Congratulations.

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