The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 14th, 2015

The motorized radio antenna makes loud popping sounds whenever it retracts.

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The windows leak if you use a drive-through car wash. You’ll get sprayed. Even with the windows up. Fact.

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80% of the passenger-side exterior door handle broke off.

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@cliftonlabrum If a eulogy were to publicly acknowledge all of the faults to which we’ve turned a blind eye, yes. It’s been a good run.

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The cover over the center brake light broke off, so every time the brakes are used, a white light shines inside the car.

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