The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 15th, 2015

The shocks are shot. You can feel every bump in the road as you drive. It’s like free massages every time you drive.

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The cover is missing for the place where the seatbelt retracts. It’s right by your pocket, and catches change. So, that’s nice.

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The trunk doesn’t pop up. So, when you release the hatch, don’t jostle the car, or it’ll lock again.

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Given that last tidbit, water once started dripping inside the car after a particularly heavy rain. Heads up.

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There are also rust spots by the top corners of the windshield. They’re smaller.

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The window tinting is bubbling and peeling all around the car.

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The air conditioner compressor went out years ago. The cost of repair is higher than the value of the car. Summers are… hotar

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Rear of the passenger-side door, there is an ever-growing rust spot (currently the size of a couple silver dollars).

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The driver’s seat-back has a hole (about the size of a dollar bill) in the left edge. Seat covers are a must.

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