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September 28th, 2019

What else is nearby? Mount Wannahockaloogie? Sea of Tranquilipee?

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@joenobk Oh, good point. UpCreekPaddles.com is a good one.

You get the rights to the name, but I retain animation rights.

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And who would want to live near the creek? Are these just those that made it to shore and thought, “Once you get us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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Also, who named this creek? Is this the official name, or just what it’s called by the locals?

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Is this like the hotdog/bun racket (sell the buns in packs of 10, but the ‘dogs in packs of 8), and they simply ran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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Maybe it could be like a Take-a-paddle-leave-a-paddle setup like that little tray for pennies at some gas stations?

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@joenobk Is it possible that money could be made off of this? Or, maybe there’s a chance for a GoPaddleMe site.

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Also, why is all of this in a creek? What kind of coordination effort made this a reality?

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If forced into it, why not just head towards shore, and walk back?

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Why, of all available creeks to be on, was this one chosen?

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Why not have a supply of paddles up the creek, and others can use them?

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