The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 25th, 2019

Breath of the Wild
Minecraft
Fez
Assassin’s Creed 2
Super Mario Odyssey
Towerfall
Firewatch
Untitled Goose Game
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You’re sitting at your desk, and I’ve dropped by briefly to discuss something.

“Living the dream…”

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I saw that you sent me an email at 2 AM, yet you’re walking into work with me shortly before 8.

“Living the dream…”

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We just happened upon each other at a local ice cream establishment. You look really tired, and have aged a bit sin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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I just passed you in a hallway where you’re most likely coming back from a meeting.

“Living the dream…”

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Those people who respond they’re “Living the dream” in response to the standard “How are you?” have crappy dreams.

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Napoleon Dynamite



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