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November 8th, 2014

I’ve been at a swim meet for the past hour and a half, and nobody has introduced themselves to me. Maybe a smaller speedo will help?

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Siri Google why is my alarm shattered on the floor right now oh never mind it’s the weekend I know why cancel

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