The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 27th, 2014

@rands Even by your Christmas surfing ability?

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Someone’s shirt caught on fire at Thanksgiving dinner today, and I put out the fire with my bare hands. True story. (They’re unharmed.)

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@DavidStensrud “You sure do have a weird interpretation of what ‘thanks’ is. Don’t give me THAT.”

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@cottonbureau I put the bags vertically, and put a bunch of hot water in there. I’m sure it’ll work out just fine. Thanks for the help!

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@cottonbureau I sure hope this random culinary advice from a high-quality t-shirt company doesn’t fail me now.

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