The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 17th, 2014

Nothing says “Totally Relevant and Super Popular Musical Artist” like falling and getting hurt. I mean, giving away your album for free.

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@DavidStensrud I think it would have gone better had I not started pushing everybody over, and running out to the 14° weather.

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@longbored “What else did you have to do? I mean, you were just laying around, like a lazy bum.”

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“BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP” -my smoke alarms just now for no reason at all

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