@longbored At least it isn’t a broken hip.
Nothing says “Totally Relevant and Super Popular Musical Artist” like falling and getting hurt. I mean, giving away your album for free.
@DavidStensrud I think it would have gone better had I not started pushing everybody over, and running out to the 14° weather.
@longbored “What else did you have to do? I mean, you were just laying around, like a lazy bum.”
“BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP” -my smoke alarms just now for no reason at all #hatehaterelationship