The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 15th, 2015

Sports. Continuously disappointing. Rarely gratifying.™

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Graffiti artists have an impressive advertising budget.

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Have any climatologists considered the amount of oxygen saved by all those vanity-selfie-taking people? So much breath holding.

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@rands Another secret weapon: sincere apologies.

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